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Continue reading →: The world famous Emmett Cherry Festival has one thing missing.This June 17-20th, Emmett, ID will once again host it’s world famous, small town Cherry Festival. Some people have noticed over the last few years, however, that something is missing from the Festival. Something big. I don’t know about you, but when I hear the words “cherry festival,” I imagine…
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Continue reading →: Crosstimber Ranch May 2026 Crime Blotter. Friend, it was ugly.Darla, as we all know, has regrettably made frequent appearances on our monthly community crime blotter. She’s had to step down from the HOA Board twice as a result of her low character — in the form of cheating in an election and allowing a man to run a vacation…
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Continue reading →: Invasive Species of Idaho #4: The California ex-copPart Four in our popular series of Idaho’s Invasive Species focuses on a sub-strait of the infamous California migrant known as ex-cops from California. One could also lump ex-firefighters into this category as they, too, are public union stiffs with bloated pensions from a deep blue state that has gone…
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Continue reading →: Invasive Species of Idaho #3: The Patagonia PoserHello and welcome to a story of yet another contender in our Invasive Species of Idaho contest. Today we look at the species known as the Patagonia Posers. These special people roll proudly into our little mountain hamlet of Garden Valley in their customized Mercedes Benz Sprinters, bedecked in their…
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Continue reading →: Invasive Species of Garden Valley, Idaho #2 : The KevinWelcome back to our ongoing series! Last time we showed you the female of the species Meridiass Moroni – a suburban invader to Garden Valley, Idaho that, in addition to often being of low character and intelligence, also wishes to cover our mountain valley in the same asphalt, concrete and…
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Continue reading →: Caring Corner – Neighbor News!OUR HEARTS BREAK TO SAY GOODBYE *** In Crosstimber Ranch, where the elk do roam, Sam and Terry moved here from California by way of Washington State to build their shabby home. Mrs. Sam ran the HOA with lots of wine and half a brain; Tried to gut the CC&Rs…
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Continue reading →: Spring Edition 2026Hot off the press! FIRST in our our ongoing series highlighting our most DESTRUCTIVE RESIDENTS moving into our little rural mountain hamlet of Garden Valley is a species known as Meridiass Moroni. Native to Meridian, Idaho, the female of the species (always more dangerous) is usually fat, often with poorly frosted hair and an…
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